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SUNDAY FUNNIES

AKA INTERNET DEBRIS

 

 

Sunday May 20, 2018

 

DID YOU KNOW...


Those who were born in the 30's to the 60's are the last generations who played in the street. During our childhood we "walked" over a mile a day when we played & played "hide & seek" outside at night with no worries or fear of anything bad happening to us.

We are the first generation who played video games and the last to record songs off the radio onto a cassette tape. We learned how to program a VCR before anyone else, we were the first to play from Atari to Nintendo. We are the generation of Tom & Jerry, Looney Toons, & Captain Kangaroo. We traveled in cars without seat belts or air bags, lived without cell phones and caller ID. We did not have fax machines, flat screens, surround sound, I pods, Facebook, Twitter, computers or the Internet, and through it all we had a great time.

 

 

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Sealf contained stove top op corn - revolutionary.

 

Safeway located in Riverside Shopping Centre North Surrey. Giddy Up.

 

Westminster/Surrey and Hillcrest Drive Ins. Dusk to dawn all nighters.

 

Did you ever curse your sister for leaving a "jack" on the floor and you found it with your bare feet?

 

Stateside on Sunday before we had Sunday drinking here. Past Time, Wagon Wheel, Shantytown and Bob's Tavern. Here we come.

 

Would you like one light on? Two Lights on? Or the full on three lights. Tri-lights changed the way our homes were lit.

 

 

Nothing can compare to sheets dried on the clothes line. I love seeing the clothes on the line outside the home where Columbia and Victoria avenue intersect

 

 

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April 21, 2018



Church Ladies With Typewriters

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters.
These sentences(read carefully)actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services.

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

 




The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water. ' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.

 



Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help .

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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.



Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

 



A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice.

 


Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.



The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.



This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him
their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.


The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
‘I Upped My Pledge -– Up Yours.'

 

 

 

 

March 31, 2018

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Come on White Rock - LET'S DO THIS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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